Chest, anyone?
Yeah. You know, chest.
Anyone?
Yeah, the game that's played with pawns, knights, rooks, bishops, kings, and queens.
Oh, chess?
Yes, I do mean chess, but when someone, who will remain nameless, called it 'chest' at four years old, it had to stick.
You know?
Like nanger polish and pail nolish, both more commonly known as finger nail polish. But, who can say nail polish when pail nolish is so much better?
And should it be leeward and starboard or leebird and larbird? There are differing opinions on this.
Or how 'bout singing, "Whatever's in my shoe, I want it to be an offering to you..."
Whatever's in my shoe?
Hmm.
Interesting. Very, very interesting, but that's the way the song is sung around here.
Makes you think about shoes a lot.
And what might be in them.
But what if you wear flip-flops mostly?
Oh, goodness.
Chest, anyone?
