'"Doggone it!" Ben thought as he lay awake in his sleeping bag. "I can't get any sleep tonight!" Ben Samson was on a camping trip and was (obviously) having a hard time going to sleep. Ben rolled his eyes (for about the hundredth time that night). When his eyes came back into focus, about fifty yards away, the trees started swaying like waves on a stormy sea. The birds lit on their perches shot upward for their lives in terror like water shooting up in a geyser. Suddenly, a large, hairy creature came striding out of the wood. Ben quickly burried himself in his sleeping bag, frozen and paralized by fear. He finally gathered his courage, and, camera in hand, took the best image of Bigfoot yet in history.'
- whacked out by the ten year old boy on the old Remington Letter-Riter
