Did you know that there are many, many ways to eat, or drink, chocolate?
It's true.
First, there's the Tip-the-Hot-Chocolate-Til-It's-Almost-Spilling-and-Eat-the-Whipped-Cream-First, method.
Definitely the preferred method, here. It's a little messy, but why be concerned about messy? This guy's never worried a lick about messy before, so why in the world would he start now? It's just not logical.
The next method is actually a problem. It's the What-Do-You-Do-If-the-Whipped-Cream-is-Already-a-Problem? problem.
You eat it with a spoon, of course. It keeps the mess to a minimum, which is what this boy is all about. Minimum mess makes life so much easier on the mind and greatly enhances creativity. Just ask him.
Now, you could jump the tracks, and come at your chocolate from a whole different direction. Why go with the flow when you can go against it? Especially if you have the darkest eyes and the most freckles in the family. This, in itself, is fair warning that you probably won't be having hot chocolate when you could be having chocolate milk.
How about icy cold, in a tall glass, held with two hands? Ah, yes. It's all about the experience. Cool sweetness sliding down your throat. You're in your own world. Nothing else matters. Not breakfast, not your dirty shirt, not your messy hair, not your two-days-unbrushed teeth. Nothing.
And, whoever you are, the effects of this wondrous, luscious drink will soon be evident in your body.
Your eyes might cross.
Your eyes might bug.
But, you'll be happy.
So, SO, happy!