I should stop and explain.
Explain about where we live. I don't want any of you to lose your enjoyment of following along on this blog because you're dealing with debilitating confusion. Can't have that, so I'll explain it in a way that will show the big picture and settle your minds about just where, exactly, we live. Without telling you where we live.
Are you confused?
Uh, let me explain.
We live in a teeny, tiny town. A village-town, really, somewhere in the mountains of Wyoming. It qualifies as a village-town because it has a population of several hundred, if you count pets. There's a post office, a gas station, one restaurant, one saloon, one church, and one art gallery. But, if you want to do your grocery shopping, buy socks, or sprinklers and garden hose, you have to drive 20 miles to the nearest small town. That's where we went to see this parade and this Indian Relay Race.
Now, if you need Costco, Michaels, Lowes, or a mall, you'll have to drive one hour and forty-five minutes to the closest small city to find one. On the other hand, if you're looking for up-scale shopping (Anthropologie, I miss you!), fine dining, and the latest in cultural experiences, you can find that in the nearest big city, which is 6 hours away.
So, in short you have:
Village-town
Small town
Small city
Big city
Got it? Good.
Let's talk about our village-town. We love our village-town! Come on and see the village-town summer celebration that happened last weekend...
The celebration, which was actually four days long, began with a cow-pie contest in rancher So-and-So's pasture. No joke.
The next day there was a pancake breakfast at the old log community hall.
Then, there was a parade, which is where we joined in. Well, we didn't actually join in. Uh, let's see now, that's not exactly true, either.
Oh, just read on.
This is somebody's boy. And they are sure proud of him.
This was somebody's boy, once, too. And I'm sure they were proud of him.
This is somebody's girl, and she's proud of herself.
But this boy? This is our boy, and he's the one we're proud of! He carried the Grand Marshall banner with such strength of hand and smile of face. Such throwing of candy, such steady of pace.
Our boy!
These are the Grand Marshalls, Paul and Betty. They were each married to their first mates for 50+ years, then they were left alone in this world. Until they met each other. Now they wear matching gold wedding bands, and were seen holding hands at the picnic in the park later that afternoon.
Paul and Betty are our neighbors.
Shriners, western style.
They aren't our neighbors.
At least I don't think so.
A clown, jester-style.
He's somebody's neighbor.
Here's somebody's grandma. I think she should be my grandma.
Or maybe this one. Maybe she would be my grandma.
I already have a grandma, but I need more than I can handle.
Speaking of grandmas, after the parade was over, most of the town headed to the park for the afternoon picnic and celebrations, but I pedalled over to the community hall to see all the quilts made by the grandmas in the Quilting Club.
They were amazing! The grandmas and the quilts.
For the love of yo-yo's! I wanted to meet the one who made this one. I wanted to know her personally.
This quilt was designed by a woman in my girlhood town! I felt like I knew her personally.
There was simply no choosing of a favorite.
I couldn't decide which I liked best, the grandpa or the quilt.
Later, in the park:
Soft, green grass under a shady tree, BBQ beef sandwiches, live music by a local rancher and his boys, dancing, balloons, duck races, face painting, cream pie contest, horseshoe tournament, volleyball tournament, petting zoo, river wading.
After a while, I realized my cheeks hurt from smiling.